10 lessons I learned from my cat1. When you find a sunbeam, stop and close your eyes and wait for it to pass2. Be as intense as you can be about food and companionship and care about absolutely nothing else3. Lick people's faces until they don't mind it because it keeps them hygienic and reminds them they are basically kittens4. Getting up to the highest part of any room is only satisfying when you have somebody to look down upon5. Hating smaller animals is exciting short term but disappointing when they stop moving suddenly6. Comedy is intentional awkwardness.7. Intimacy comes with claws8. Selfless love is possible only when one is fully rested and completely self posessed.9. It's safe to let go at the end and know you will never be apart10. Love is forever, but attachment is temporary.