10 Physical Ways To Deal With Fear
Inspired by @stevewinroad
1. Slap Fear in the face. And keep on slapping it until it scrambles to get away.
2. Uppercut-punch Fear in the jaw. That should knock it down long enough for you to get away.
3. Grab Fear by the shoulders and knee kick it in the chest.
4. A straight punch to Fear's stomach. And when its knees buckle, slam its head down with your elbows.
5. Beat Fear up with a metal rod. Or a baseball bat.
6. Carry pepper spray with you at all times. And when Fear shows its ugly face, give it a blast straight up.
7. A solid kick to Fear's shin, followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
8. Use fire to fight Fear. For all animals fear the flame.
9. Tie up Fear with a rope once you have incapacitated it. And throw it somewhere far away.
10. Let your dog attack Fear for you. And chase it far, far away.