10 Silly Things To Add to a “Time Capsule of 2025”
Yeah, today's an AI generated list from an AI generated idea. But I did whittle this down from a larger list, losing items that didn't make sense to me.
1. An empty Prime Energy drink can
To confuse future archaeologists about what gods we worshipped.
2. A roll of toilet paper labeled "Emergency Currency"
A tribute to 2020 trauma we’ll never let go.
3. A selfie stick... with a printed-out selfie attached
In case digital files are extinct.
4. A tangled pair of wired earbuds
So future humans never forget our daily suffering.
5. A smartphone with 37 cracked apps and a battery at 4%
To represent modern anxiety.
6. A pineapple pizza slice (laminated)
To reignite the ancient culinary wars.
7. An unopened Amazon box
We don’t even know what’s in it, and that feels right.
8. A smartwatch frozen mid-update
Symbolizing humanity’s eternal buffering.
9. A gamer rage note: “Lag wasn’t my fault.”
Signed by every 13-year-old on Earth.
10. A rubber chicken wearing AirPods
Because... why not leave future generations with questions?
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