10 Stupid Ideas for NotePD
1. Background Music
Preferably loud and disruptive.
2. Flashing Banners & Pop Up Ads
In as obnoxious a set of colors as possible. Like websites used to be.
3. Randomize Posts
Once posted, shuffle the words randomly, and shuffle the letters in every other word.
4. Random User Name and Password Re-Entry
Think you're in? Guess again! And, all that work you'd just done? Down the chute.
5. Criticism after every idea
AI can just shred you as you lay your soul bare.
"Damned... that's awfully stupid"
"What the hell is that all about?"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
6. Paid Private Idea Lists
"That's an awfully nice list you have there. Shame if someone made that public. I can help you out for $20."
7. Anti-Virus / Malware Tester
NotePD pushes out viruses and malware to make sure your defenses are up. If not, you're subjected to a loop of the Barney the Dinosaur theme song. (BTW, I'm convince that when the aliens show up, they'll look just like him).
8. Hidden Camera Operations
Uses your computer / phone camera and AI to catch you in awkward personal situations. From picking your nose to scratching itches, and more. Combine this with the paid private list idea, and watch the $$$ roll in.
9. Generate Random Loud Fart Sounds
Again with the AI, knowing when a family member or co-worker is close, or if you're on a Zoom call, your computer will override the volume and the mute button to let out a "gaseous anomaly" which would embarrass Mr. Creosote.
10. Awkward Reboots
Warm boots your computer / phone when you just prepared the most incredible, life changing piece of work you've ever done.