10 things NOT to do ever

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1. kill people

2. talk way more than you're listening

except in case where it makes sense.

3. watch porn

Unless it's good for some people, who knows. Does it decrease rates of sexual assault?

4. get into a street fight

5. invade a sovereign country

6. do crack

I mean, I'm just assuming based on what I've heard.

7. cheat on your partner

8. spend time ruminating over your regrets

9. beg people for their validation

10. forget how good you have it