10 Things to Not Do In My Neighborhood on the 4th of July

1. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

2. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

3. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

4. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

5. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

6. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

7. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

8. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

9. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

10. Shoot fireworks off into my trees

11. Get it?