10 ways to convince someone to visit you

1. Offer them your bed

2. Make their favorite food

3. Offer them their favorite vice

4. Tell them they can bring a friend or 2

5. Set the stage by calling them often

6. Set the stage by visiting them often before your invitation

7. Build or buy something new and super cool that you’re excited about that they need to see

8. Throw a party

9. Tell them a surprise visitor is waiting for them. Then arrange to actually have a surprise visitor

10. Borrow someone’s puppy and tell them it’s coolest dog