10 Ways You Can Get High Without Drugs

1. Get on a plane and fly high up into the sky.

2. Get in a circus cannon, aim it straight up, and have someone fire it.

3. Book a ticket on the next tourist rocket into space.

4. Wear a bunny costume, and wait until you get carried into the sky by an eagle.

5. Find a skyscraper and take the elevator all the way up.

6. Climb the highest mountain near you.

7. Wear a lava-proof suit, look for a volcano about to erupt, and hitch a ride upwards by jumping in when it does.

8. Find a newly formed, massive tornado and drive your car straight into it.

9. Build a massive slingshot, and treat yourself an ammunition.

10. Keep running until you feel it.