10 weird things I came across on Aliexpress

I don't use Aliexpress, but I was writing funny product descriptions for a client and it required me to check out some products on the platform. Inevitably, I browsed around a little. Then I just typed in "weird" to make a whole list (I was being pretty productive right before, so I thought the complete opposite of productivity would be this).

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1. Hitler Shrek

Yup.



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2. Always Positive Pregnancy Test

Pregnancy prank.

3. Giant Enter key

Anti-stress.

4. Scalp hair massager

Why not.

5. Danny DeVito Van Gogh painting

Nice.

6. Steak socks.

I do enjoy unconventionnal socks.

7. Fish mask

Sexy.

8. Fake tongue.

Ew.

9. Banana goose

Wonderful combo.

10. Creepy

whut.

Well, I wouldn't want to dropship any of these.