1. Buckle up, Mighty Companions, because this ain't your grandma's Sunday school lesson!
"Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted." It sounds nice, doesn't it? But let's flip this on its head.
Mourning isn't about crying over spilled milk (or lost loved ones). Nah, it's about waking up to the fact that this whole world is one big illusion. You're mourning because you've finally realized you've been living in the Matrix, Neo!
And that comfort? It's not a shoulder to cry on. It's the mind-blowing realization that you're not this meat puppet walking around. You're a spiritual rockstar who's been playing human for a while.
Basically, I'm saying, "Congrats on your existential crisis! Now you're ready for the good stuff." It's like mourning the death of your ego, only to discover you're actually immortal. Talk about a plot twist!
So the next time you're feeling down, remember: You're on the fast track to enlightenment. Who knew being a Debbie Downer could be so spiritually uplifting?
#thinkgod
I am sorry.
Please forgive me.
Thank you.
I love you.
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