Careers that don't exist but should
A list of careers that society needs to create
1. In-house Counsel
2. Name Wrangler
For instance, Iman has a new career as "Ima" and she needs a new name so people don't search for her being married to David Bowie. So she comes up with "Imabridgetoo" (an example) and needs someone to help her make it stick.
Some people think this job already exists but it doesn't. There's no such thing as a "name agent".
3. Robotic Repairperson
4. The Job Formerly Known As...
But then one day you get laid off because of some corporate downsizing decision made by people who know nothing about accounting or your particular industry or maybe even how your industry works at all (which is why we need people like Accountants Who Know How Accounting Works). s
So what happens now? Well, you go around telling everyone you're still an accountant even though you're not at that company anymore because that's your brand identity now so companies will respect that brand identity since it took 20 years to build up that brand identity (and also because companies want experienced accountants who know how accounting works). Except now instead of just being an accountant at one company, you might be an accountant consultant for various companies depending on what niche industries within accounting you specialize in (for instance, tax law versus auditing versus investments versus private equity versus mergers & acquisitions) . And your resume should reflect all of those areas plus any additional training or certifications related to those areas since companies love that stuff when making hiring decisions about experienced accountants who know how accounting works .
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