Friesian Fanatics Start a Cult
H/T @JamesAltucher
1. A pair of Friesian horse owners get married.
2. The pair of Friesian horses have several offspring.
3. These young foals draw new owners into the Friesian Admiration Network (FANs).
4. These new FANs espouse the gospel of Friesian and attract even more converts.
5. Of course, these converts all need steeds of their own.
6. Eventually the only Friesian horses left are those owned and bred by the FANs.
7. The Dutch exhibit stiff resistance to this and attempt to free the horses held by the FANs.
This attempt at equine re-patriotization is forcefully rebuffed. The FANs realize that something must be done to protect themselves and their beautiful beasts.
8. This is the catalyst that transforms the FANs into the Friesian FANatics.
9. The cult rides to Bir Tawil, claims it as their own, declaring it to be New Friesland.
10. Thinking that this must be some sort of Playland or theme park infringement, McDonald's promptly files an injunction.
11. Which goes nowhere because the cult of FANatics doesn't see the need to have a court system at all.
12. Robyn Samuels is unanimously elected as Ambassador-at-Large to represent New Friesland in all international functions.
Which really doesn't take much time, because no country is willing to incur the wrath of Big Burger by recognizing the nation of New Friesland.
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