How to be a nice house guest

If you're invited to stay at someone's place

1. Bring something

Wine is easy. Better if you can bring something sentimental.

2. Bring something for the kids

Even used toys, they won't know the difference...

3. Keep your space clean and tidy

Even before you leave. Reduces their stress if they walk by.

4. Be along for the ride

Don't be demanding. See how they live. Try and blend in. As long as it doesn't cause you harm.

5. Go to bed when they do

Or at least be in their room if they go to bed earlier than you do.

6. Get up when they do

If you can. If you can't try and not wake them.

7. Clean up after yourself

Do your dishes. Or put them in the dishwasher. Help out a little, if you can.

8. Make your bed

As best you can. Each day.

9. Park where they tell you to

Don't block them in the driveway, or steal their parking spot

10. Ask if you can change the sheets before you leave

They'll probably tell you they will do it, but it's nice to ask.