Idea sex in the bedroom

Something easy for today. I'll get back to top tier lists soon.

1. Metronome/uke

One made for beginners that flashes every time you should strum and another light for every new set of beats.

I try but once I start singing I can't keep track of the beats. I'm sure this would make it easier.

Or you get a set of 4 leds in a line. One light at a time so you always know where in the beat you currently are.

So you never have to get out of bed just after you get cosey. Maybe you can attach a weird hose to you so you can go without ever waking up.

Not serious. This would be disgusting. Even if it worked imagine bringing a partner back to that? Eewww...

A special device that allows you to sleep upside down. Goths would love it. More blood to the brain means you'll wake up as smart as a bat.

Drop dirty clothes into the shoot and they appear outside your washing machine. I really like this Idea.

A screen the size of a poster that displays your notes. Not touch screen.

Maybe real notes are better.

When I sleep I like pitch darkness and no sound. Darkness is easy enough with a blindfold. Earplugs fall out maybe white noise will do the trick.

Great if I want to lye down and watch TV. Not great if I want to play games. Escaping into the game world might do me some good.

Posters with quotes would be nice.