Ideas for weird games / sports

You get a replica of the house from The Simpsons. People compete for whoever can run from the top of the stairs to the car and drive away the fastest. Just like when Homer does it.

Each participant has one sheep's turd. They put their turds on a creek so they float away, and whoever has their turd cross the finish line first wins.

I may or may not have done this once.

OK let me explain this one.

Kok-Boru is a Central Asian sport in which people on horses have to grab a decapitated goat and throw it in a pit. It's a real thing. With a real decapitated goat (supposedly they eat it afterwards and the meat is extra tender). I've seen it with my own eyes. One of the weirdest things I ever witnessed.

Anyway, this would be safer version. The large bouncy dildo would just be funny, I imagine.

You go hide nuts while blindfolded and have to find them later.

I remember hearing about this years ago. You and someone go to a new city. One of you goes first and picks a place to hang out (I guess they're allowed to change places and explore). You have to find the person. You can stop strangers and show them a picture to ask if they've seen them.

Whoever talked about it, I remember they said you always find the person on that same day.

I'd love to try this.