If I gave you a billion dollars, and you couldn't spend it on charity or family, what would you do?

My list is assuming I received it in physical, fiat currency.

1. Burn it.

I would use it for cooking, heating, and just to have a campfire. I think it might be fun to say "I burnt a billion dollars.

2. paper-mache EVERYTHING

3. Take it to the bank and watch the reaction

Imagine showing up with a $1,000,000,000 and asking to open a savings account

4. Gamble it.

5. Make it into bales and use as furniture

6. Make wallpaper

7. design all sorts of jewelry and other decorative items using coinage

8. Use the bills to learn origami

And have the world's largest and most expensive origami menagerie ever seen.

9. Create my own seasteading micro-nation.

10. Attempt to create the world's largest treasure hunt game, with A.J Jacobs as my assistant!

1000 prizes of $1 Million each.