Is There An App For...?

My son sleeps through alarms - multiple. Wake him up, and he goes back to sleep after you leave the room.

When I'm up and about, they're nowhere to be found. When I'm at my desk getting things done, they're all over me and/or want to be let out. And, no, closing the door isn't an option when your 90 lb. lab/boxer mix starts whining...

"Get off your ass and get going" - working, exercising, or just getting off the damned couch / social media. Defaulted to "profanity on" and "max volume."

Detects when you're feeling shitty and don't want to be bothered; sends it to other phones in the area so people can leave you the hell alone. And, to the contrary, detects when you're feeling great, or want to be social, so others can approach you and vice versa.

Narrowed down to just your spouse / significant other, so you know what you're walking into when you both get home from work.

Detects when you're close to a fast food joint, and before you go in the door / drive thru, rags on you to either get out of there, or eat something healthy.

Referencing that teen who won't wake up... leaves dishes in the sink, clean clothes in the hamper and dirty clothes on the floor. You know the type.

When he doesn't do his share of the chores, his phone and PC play Mom and Dad (badly) singing movie tunes (from Frozen?) which play on his online games for his friends to hear.

Won't let you buy Spam. Had to go there...

Is that person you're dealing with the real deal, or just blowing smoke you know where?

Lets you know when you really, really need coffee. And automatically makes it / orders it for you.