I can't remember the last time I did a joke list. Sorry for any repeats. Don't think these are my best, but I've been sick so happy enough with them.
1. Happy Mother's Day
I'd like to wish a happy mother's Day to all the brave and beautiful men in women's prisons.
2. Cross the road
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he didn't forget where he buired the treasure.
I was at a gender reveal party the other day. They had a baby themed quiz. One of the questions was 'whats the common craving for a pregnant woman?'. I answered 'an abortion '
4. Front Facing (Part 1)
I was thinking I could do a routine around my time working in a supermarket.
5. Front Facing (Part 2)
6. Work Advice
Remember do the minimum amount of work and no less. That's what you're getting paid for.
7. Computer's are r******d
An old one but it could fit in with the supermarket routine.
8. Barry the bunny
Another old one. Based on a true story.
9. The boss
Another old supermarket one.
10. I've been cancelled
The final chapter of my supermarket routine
11. Solution to the plastic crisis
In the UK we need to pay for plastic bags.
12. Scottish Themed Restaurant
I made this one today. I'm pretty happy with it. Hope you enjoy.