Latest Jokes

I can't remember the last time I did a joke list. Sorry for any repeats. Don't think these are my best, but I've been sick so happy enough with them.

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1. Happy Mother's Day

I'd like to wish a happy mother's Day to all the brave and beautiful men in women's prisons.

2. Cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he didn't forget where he buired the treasure.

3. Craving

I was at a gender reveal party the other day. They had a baby themed quiz. One of the questions was 'whats the common craving for a pregnant woman?'. I answered 'an abortion '

4. Front Facing (Part 1)

I was thinking I could do a routine around my time working in a supermarket.

5. Front Facing (Part 2)

6. Work Advice

Remember do the minimum amount of work and no less. That's what you're getting paid for.

7. Computer's are r******d

An old one but it could fit in with the supermarket routine.

8. Barry the bunny

Another old one. Based on a true story.

9. The boss

Another old supermarket one.

10. I've been cancelled

The final chapter of my supermarket routine

11. Solution to the plastic crisis

In the UK we need to pay for plastic bags.

12. Scottish Themed Restaurant

I made this one today. I'm pretty happy with it. Hope you enjoy.

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