Mirror, Mirror

1. Why are you ignoring me?

2. Are you looking at me?

3. Why am I locked up in this closet?

4. Close your mouth! No one wants to see that.

5. You won't believe what I saw today.

6. Hey, stop! Don't just walk on by.

7. Are you ever going to clean me?

8. This view gets boring. Can we go for a walk?

9. Are you looking at other mirrors?

10. Don't tempt me! I'll jump off this wall and break I'll do it!

And then what are you going to do for the next 7 years?