Popeman and Choirboy (Part 4)
Part 1 -https://notepd.com/idea/popeman-and-choirboy-vkfmu
part 2 -https://notepd.com/idea/popeman-and-choir-boy-part-2-bne03
Part 3 -https://notepd.com/idea/popeman-and-choirboy-part-3-cqhhh
John Paul thinks for a bit then says 'Ok we know what needs done, but that's easier said than done. How do we go about killing them?'. They all look around until all of their eyes stop on a sword above the church door. 'I'll be hivin at' Jesus quickly says as he moves a chair closer to the door to acquire the sword. 'In that case I'll take the baseball bat. Fredrick you can have....' He looks around the room for something and stops as he looks at his desk, gives a check smile then picks up his pen 'Here you can have this. Remember - The pen is mightier than the sword'. Jesus and John Paul burst out laughing. Hahahaha! 'Seriously though, there's nothing else and we don't have the time. Let's go'
2. The split
They get into John Pauls car and head out. As he drives John Paul explains the plan 'I'm dropping you off in different locations. If we spread, we can kill more of them. Remember Christmas is no more, unless we succeed , failure is not an option' Jesus and Fredrick nod their heads in agreement. Jesus gets dropped off first under the bridge, 'this is where the smack heads all hang out. You've got the best weapon, so you're dealing with the most of em. Now make us proud. Slay some bumps'. John Paul and Fredrik carry on, till they get to the high street. 'Sorry Freddy, but I can't let you help out with just a pen. Stay here and I'll pick you up once I'm done.' John grabs his baseball bat and heads down the street.
Jesus walks towards the bridge, sword in hand. He sees some bumps so runs towards them, swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh! 3 down. easy. Then he looks around, he's surrounded, they're everywhere. A few run towards him and he manages to take them down, but they just keep coming. How long can he keep this up?
4. John Paul
John Paul runs down the street, whacking every Homeless bum he sees, whack, whack, whack! 3 down. Whack, whack, whack another three. Nothing can stop him. That is until one manages to disarm him. The homeless bum then picks up the baseball bat and turns in back on John Paul, Whack! Whack! Whack!.
Fredrick looks as John Paul runs off into the street. 'It's not fair. I do all the work and don't get to have any fun. This is useless.' He then relies that the door didn't lock, a golden blanket had fell out of his bag, stopped the door from locking, so Fredrick pops out, wraps the blanket around his neck and uses it as a cape.. He then puts on an eye mask he had that was also in his bag. 'Aaaagghhh....!!!' He hears John Paul scream. He then charges towards the homeless bum, jumps on his back, takes out his pen and stabs him in the eye. John Paul looks up 'Fredrick? You saved me. Thank you' John Paul then grabs his baseball bat and takes a final swipe at the bum. Whack!
John Paul and Fredrick rush back to the car and set forth to find Jesus. John turns to Fredrick 'What's with the stupid get up?' 'We're saving Christmas. We're superhero's. I'm Choirboy.' 'Yeah fair enough. Don't expect me to dress up like that. I'm a real man''