Pros and Cons of Being a Vampire

1. You are practically immortal

Unless somebody drives a wooden stake through your heart, or you are exposed to the sun. So you have enough time for reading long novels, model building, learning to play the piano or other time-consuming hobbies.

2. Sunlight will kill you, though

No more beach vacations

3. You can only sleep in your coffin

This could be bad for your back and lead to shortness of breath

4. If you are lucky, you can shape-shift into a bat

Despite all the disadvantages, you can at least fulfill mankind's age-old dream of flying

5. You can't stand garlic

This limits your culinary options and would be enough to classify vampirism as an eating disorder.

6. Crosses and holy water scare you

In fact, everything related to Christianity repels you. In some cases, this may be an advantage.

7. You cannot see yourself in the mirror

The scientific explanation for this is that a being without a soul has no reflection. So, the bad news is: You no longer have a soul. Not having a reflection can also be very inconvenient when trying to shave.

8. You need blood

If necessary, you can also live on animals and blood bags. However, you must either be hungry, kill or steal vital blood from hospitals.

9. This results in two advantages and six disadvantages

So it's safe to assume that becoming a vampire isn't recommended.

DrFritzS