Sales Pitches I Always Buy

There are some problems that I will buy anything to try to solve.

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1. Makeup that can produce a "flawless complexion", hiding any skin discoloration

I have 2 bottles of liquid foundation, 2 types of powdered foundation that claimed this. And I would probably buy more.

2. Eyebrow pencils, wands that will make my eyebrows look thick and realistic

3. Mascara that will make my eyelashes look like they are brushes instead of a sparse row of Christmas tree needles

4. Weight programs/ apps that promise to give me unique, effective workouts without boring me within 3 weeks

5. Apps that will allow me to track my todos

6. Tchotckes that I can hang off my keychain that will help with (checks keychain) with lighting, screwdriver issues, opening doors without touching them, pressing keypads without touching them.

7. Washi Tape.

There is no excuse for this. I buy it. I don't even scrapbook. I just buy it.

8. Dice made out of interesting material or are beautifully crafted

9. Cards that are beautiful crafted or have interesting themes

10. Cat toys that will allow me to multitask (I don't have to be engaged to play with them - they are automated or have batteries to squeak).