Stuff that makes you cool 😎
1. Stand up for other people
The best way to be popular is to stick up for someone else. It makes you look strong and people will gravitate towards you knowing that you will have their back.
2. Exhibit a locus of control
Take responsibility and don't blame others, even (especially) if it's not your fault.
3. Pretend that insults are compliments
It will make them mad and make you look cool
4. Wear sunglasses, even when it's dark
It's especially cool if they can kind of see your eyes through the lenses
5. Don't sweat the small stuff
It's all small stuff
6. Read Schopenhauer
You will learn there is no such thing as happiness, only the absence of suffering, so most stuff is fine. Also works with the Stoic philosophers but they are harder to read. See idea #5.
7. Suffer in silence
Don't complain, troubleshoot