Ten + Gifts People Pretend to Like (But Don’t Really)
As we approach the holiday season, a list of unwanted gifts we give / get...
1. Scented candles in overpowering mystery fragrances
2. Bath sets with soap that smells like a hotel lobby
3. Novelty mugs that hold four ounces of liquid
4. Calendars featuring animals no one has ever heard of
5. Desk toys that become clutter in 48 hours
6. Generic gift baskets full of items no one buys on purpose
7. Random kitchen gadgets that require three AA batteries
8. Holiday sweaters that fit no human body shape
9. Books the giver clearly wanted to read themselves
10. Chocolates filled with unexpected fruit goo
11. Fruitcake, the gift that has been regifted since 1842 and still tastes exactly the same.
You thought I'd omit this one...

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