Ten Rationalizations for Eating Ice Cream
If you're feeling the slightest bit guilty about that bowl of Rocky Road, here's ten reasons to go for it!
1. Calcium boost!
You’re just protecting your bones, really.
2. Emotional regulation.
It’s cheaper than therapy (for now).
3. Social bonding
Everyone’s happier sharing a pint.
4. Temperature control
You’re combating global warming from the inside out.
5. Reward system
You survived Monday. Enough said.
6. Creative inspiration
Many great ideas started with a brain freeze.
7. Portion control
It melts if you don’t eat it right away — waste not!
8. Childhood nostalgia
You’re honoring your inner 8-year-old.
9. Scientific curiosity
Must compare flavors for research purposes.
10. Self-care ritual
Because mindfulness sometimes involves sprinkles.
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