Ten Really Bad New Year's Resolutions
Setting up for success!
1. Drink more soda and coffee instead of water
Because who needs hydration when caffeine exists?
2. Binge-watch every TV series ever made
Who needs fresh air or sleep when you have streaming?
3. Respond to work emails only in emojis
Productivity will definitely skyrocket.
4. Eat dessert before every meal, including breakfast
Because life is short, so why not dessert first?
5. Spend more time doom-scrolling social media
Keep those stress levels up!
6. Procrastinate everything until the last possible moment
Why do it now when you can panic later?
7. Avoid learning anything new this year
Ignorance is bliss, right?
8. Only work out by walking to the fridge
Fitness is relative, after all.
9. Adopt as many new pets as possible, without thinking it through
Your landlord and wallet will love it.
10. Start a hobby of collecting junk mail
Because nothing says “fun” like a stack of unsolicited offers!
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