Ten Things Less Painful Than Watching The JetsAnd yet, I come back weekly, and yearly, for the pain. Maybe it will be 1969 again?1. Banging My Head With Bricks2. Scratching My Itch With a Cheese Grater3. Walking A Mile On Loose Legos4. Crushing Fingers In A Panini Press5. Pulling Out All My Nose Hairs6. Driving Nails Through My Toe Nails7. Picking A Fight With A Tiger8. Diving Head First Into An Empty Pool9. Vinegar In The Eyes10. Watching Political Debates
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