Ten Things Your House Silently Judges you for
Because somebody's always watching... :)
1. Not Wiping Your Feet Before Entering
Or taking the shoes off at the door.
2. Forgetting to clean the dryer lint screen
3. Not Dusting Until You Can See The Tumbleweeds
Because if you don't see it, it isn't there.
4. Things Living In Your Fridge
Because you were going to eat the leftovers, but they migrated to the back and you forgot.
5. Clutter.
It really would like space to breathe, and your crap makes that hard.
6. Drying Your Hands On Your Pants
When there's a lot of towels waiting for some love
7. Dispensing of dry snots
Drop or flick, all bad.
8. Forgetting about dropped food
If the pooch doesn't get it, we get unwanted visitors.
9. Burying 'Gas' In The Couch Cushions
10. Not Painting Regularly
Makes the house feel pretty, and it wants to feel pretty. Otherwise, something important will break down - "mysteriously."
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