What are 10 things you don’t want to brag about?

1. What a great time I had in prison

2. How I was the only survivor of a plane crash

3. What it is like to have the largest human head

4. All about the time I was experimented on by aliens

5. How I haven’t eaten a vegetable in 15 years

6. The time I invested in learning Klingon

7. My collection of wanted posters featuring me

8. Winning a Darwin Award

9. Rooting for the Empire in Star Wars

10. The time I convinced someone this was a serious list😜