What lessons did you learn from films?

Note: these are tongue in cheek.

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1. When foreboding music is playing, don't open the door.

2. Whoever you find most irritating, you will fall in love with.

3. You can catch people at the airport at the last minute, just before the plane takes off.

4. To find the most brilliant cop, look for the oddball who drinks heavily and whose spouse left him. (Almost inevitably male, by the way.)

5. The entire world, maybe the entire universe, can be threatened and saved in the space of two hours or less.

6. No matter how dire the situation, a witty comment can make all the difference.

7. Whatever you're looking for, it's not going to be where you think it is.

8. Probably the obviously mean, nasty person is not the real villain.

9. Just before you pass out, you will reach out and find something you can use to turn the tables.

10. If you're too good, Fox will pull the plug for no apparent reason.