Where is Paolo?

I haven't seen @paolo on this site in a while. Here are 10 ideas as to where he's at (plus some fun ones AI suggested).

Happy Friday!

1. He's holed up in a remote Mexican prison after getting caught trying to buy cocaine from the Sinaloa cartel.

2. He finally encountered a Rubik's Cube he couldn't solve and now he's locked in a closet somewhere manically working on it.

3. James has him building a new website where users can only communicate by way of chess moves (b3, e5, Bb2).

4. He lost all his money in the bitcoin crash so now he has had to resort to dumpster diving in the back alleys of London.

5. He is busy working on a secret deal to sell NotePD to Elon Musk.

6. He keeps forgetting how many calories he had, so he's stuck having to constantly restart counting at zero.

7. James took him to an underground chess tournament with Kato Kaelin and that boy from The Wonder Years.

8. He got cast in the newest Sharknado movie so he's been busy filming with his co-star Tara Reid in New Zealand.

9. He is stuck and can't get past idea #9.

10. Jay edited him off the site.

11. From AI.



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