1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer: To get to the other side.2. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
. Because they would be too tough to cut.3. Why did the four leaf clover get kicked out of Ireland?
Because he was a quattro leaf clover.4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.5. What's invisible, smells bad, and floats around your head?
Your cares. (CARE+AIR=INVISIBLE)6. Why did the guy have to go to the bathroom so bad?
Because his bladder was full! He had to "let it all out". (BLADDER+LET=ALL)7. What do you call a dinosaur that has been extinct for 20 years?
A "dinosaur" (DIE ANOTHER DAY).
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