1. Make the losing presidential candidate clean the oval office for a week after inauguration.
2. The Kardash-a-trumpidens?
Make law that TV cameras must follow candidate day and night
3. Teapot 🫖 filibuster
If a congressman/♀️ decides to filibuster, they can only sing nursery rhymes.
4. Presidents must bring 5 citizens picked by lottery on every trip to camp david.
5. Bills can have only one directive. No ad-ons.
6. Every eight years one citizen will be president for 1 year
7. 90% tax on all items president purchases while in office - cannot write off
8. To be president you cannot have dementia
9. To be president you cannot have a spray tan
10. To hold any office you cannot own anything and must sell all assets. Government will provide housing.