10 ideas + for a goofy martial art
Thanks to @lovingkindnesscomedy for a reason to be a bit wacky this AM.
1. Bun Fu
Bakery items are used for self-protection and, when eaten in quantity, for meditation (aka sugar coma).
From Matchbox and Hot Wheels to real automobiles - allows one to fend off attacks
3. Tongue Fu
With the Dragon Tongue - you can lick every opponent.
4. Tai Chin
The chin as the basis for self-defense and personal well being.
5. Skunk Fu
Baked beans, hard boiled eggs, etc., ferment and are released in a noxious spew, sending potential attackers (and others) running away from the release zone.
6. Tie Kwon Do
Neck ties (and kerchiefs...) used in lieu of hands and feet.
7. Shoe Doo
When you need protection, watch what the Shoe Doo!
8. Tie Won On
Amazing skills and courage, provided by a fifth of your favorite rot gut.
9. The Fry (AI)
Choy Style This goofy martial art is based off of the idea of using food as a weapon. Utilizing various fried foods such as french fries, chicken tenders, and onion rings, practitioners of the FryChoy style believe that the power of a good meal should not be underestimated in a fight.
10. The Slurp (AI)
Tackle Style This martial art combines the techniques of sumo wrestling and noodle slurping. Practitioners of the SlurpTackle style must be able to slurp noodles with one hand while using the other hand to tackle their opponents. This goofy art is based on the idea that a good slurp is just as powerful as a good tackle.
11. The Nacho (AI)
Kick Style This goofy martial art combines the power of Mexican food with the speed of kickboxing. Practitioners of the NachoKick style must be able to kick their opponents while simultaneously chowing down on a plate of nachos. This art is based on the idea that a good kick can be just as powerful as a good snack.
12. The Bubble (AI)
Bop Style This goofy martial art combines the power of bubble gum with the agility of breakdancing. Practitioners of the BubbleBop style must be able to breakdance while simultaneously chomping on a piece of bubble gum. This art is based on the idea that a good breakdance is just as powerful as a good chomp.
13. The Donut (AI)
Dodge Style This goofy martial art combines the agility of dodging with the power of donuts. Practitioners of the DonutDodge style must be able to [AI didn't finish this... my finish - ] move quickly without the temptation to take a bite or two.