10 questions to ask an animal if you could communicate with them
I know someone who supposedly can communicate with horses, cats and other animals through telepathy or something. Even long-distance.
Let's assume this is a real thing.
1. Are you available to talk?
I found this one funny. She asks this before communicating with a horse. Sometimes they say no. Why would they not be available? She thinks maybe it's when they're sleeping.
2. Are you hurt somewhere?
Then you ask if it's the belly, the back, the legs, etc. She realized she shouldn't just stop asking once the horse answers, because it could feel pain in other areas of its body as well.
3. Are you hungry?
4. Are you safe?
5. Are you alive?
If you're communicating long-distance with an animal, especially if the animal is missing. She tried it with a missing cat and the answer was no. Awkward.
6. Do you want to play?
7. Do you love your owner?
Man, imagine if the answer is no.
8. What's your favorite toy?
9. Are you happy?
Hey maybe it's a concept they understand.
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