10 REASONS WHY THE CHICAGO BEARS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR!

The wayward ramblings of a delusional life-long Chicago Bears fanatic.

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1. JUSTIN. FREAKING. FIELDS.

2. The Eberflus HITS Principle destroys opposing defenses.

3. The Bears own the NFL's #1 rushing attack.

4. Because opposing teams can't win at Soldier Field in January.

It's literally written in the City of Chicago Charter. Can't win there. Sorry Green Bay.

5. Because the team can draw on its unparalleled history of fantastic players.

6. The Bears have the most accurate kicker in the league.

7. Because MIKE DITKA.

8. What other team had a dedicated series of some of the most hilarious skits in the history of Saturday Night Live?

9. The Bears' matriarch and owner of the team, Virginia McCaskey, will turn 100 years old in January, and she is due a Super Bowl win.

10. JUSTIN FIELDS AGAIN!