10 silly ways to die
1. slipping on a banana peel
2. stabbed by a narwhal
3. heart attack at a furry convention
4. choking on a mug cake
5. drowning in the sea even though there was a sign that said "danger: do not swim"
6. burning your fingers as you pull the toasts out of the toaster, suddenly jumping backwards, tripping and falling out of the window
7. exploring South Sudan and getting shot
8. being an unwilling participant in the trolley problem
9. after being on a weird restrictive diet for too long
If you only eat rabbit meat, you'll eventually die because of the absence of fat.