10 Things I No Longer Think Are Imminent Disasters Thanks to Being Off Twitter

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1. The “elites” are going to enslave us next week

2. The climate will kill us in 12 months or less

3. AI is going to eliminate all human value before lunch

4. Everybody is somehow a Nazi

5. Everybody is somehow NGMI (not going to make it) unless I buy a substack subscription

6. The stock market and real estate market are going to crash so hard the Galaxy will implode

7. I have to eat bugs next year apparently because meat will be illegal

8. Science is settled and nobody can ask questions ever again

9. I should be both concerned about politics because the enslavement thing and also not care because politicians don’t care about me 🤷‍♂️

10. I’m not worth anything because I didn’t follow someone’s anonymous method to riches and buy their PDF book that tells me all the secrets

11. What’d I miss?

12. WW3 kicks off next week and China, Russia, and Iran (somehow) are going to nuke everything into the stone age

13. The US dollar is going to lose its reserve currency status and then be devalued to the point that we need wheelbarrows of cash to buy a pair of toe nail clippers