10 things that happen when I eat Italian ice cream

1. Sudden disappearance of all problems

2. Sugar hit

3. Comfort

4. Sweet relief from whatever bullshit was on my mind

5. Worry that I'll consume it too often

6. I wonder why not all ice cream tastes like this

I mean, is it that complicated to make???

7. A sense of joy

8. Gratitude

9. A feeling of love towards life

10. I get it all over my hands and they get sticky