1. elves came in and stole it
2. it spontaneously combusted and someone cleaned it without me noticing
3. I dropped it in the toilet and flushed it
4. I simply left it on the sink and someone threw it away for unknown reasons
5. I threw it out the window while I was sleeping
6. I hid it in my butt during my sleep and it's still there
7. I put it in the fridge
8. I simply left it in my pocket and it fell as I was walking on the streets
9. It was in my pocket and someone discreetly stole it
10. It feel off the night stand and went through a wormhole
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