10 things to do to NOT learn a language

Guilty.

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1. Vaguely schedule a call with a language tutor sometime next week without following up on it and then forgetting about it

2. A few minutes of a language app every few days when it crosses your mind

3. (if you're in the country of your target language) Not practicing beyond hello and thank you

4. Watching The Simpsons in your target language just once and then forgetting about it

5. Talk about joining a class

6. Talk about finding a language exchange partner

7. Watching videos about language learning instead of videos to learn your target language

8. Subscribe to podcasts to learn your target language but choosing to listen to your regular podcasts instead

Do I want to listen to "News in slow Italian" or do I want to listen to James Altucher's conversation with AJ Jacobs?

9. Think about all the other languages you want to learn

10. Wonder if you could learn two languages at once even though you're barely learning one