10 Things to Not Do on a Bus

Original idea by @chris407x

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1. Scare or distract the driver

2. Karaoke

3. Use the bus as a toilet

4. Tear out a seat to use as seating at home

5. Eat a dish brought from an oriental take-away restaurant

6. Engage the other passengers in a heated political discussion

7. Martial arts training with weapons

8. Hijack the bus

Because hijacking a plane would not be possible due to your fear of flying

9. Do a strip tease and expect money from the other passengers

10. Fart