1. Launch them out from a cannon
2. Turn them into plants with some magic spell
3. Shrink them to the size of a mosquito
4. Activate weightlessness for their apartment
5. Send them to the parallel dimension
6. Mute their audio and turn on the subtitles instead
7. Open a portal between your apartments so the noise will fly away to some other dimension
8. Turn your apartment into the anechoic chamber like the one at Orfield Laboratories
9. Switch their voices to ultrasound
10. Turn them into a fish
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