10 weird ways of approaching a stranger that I wouldn't recommend

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1. Would you rather drown or get burned alive?

2. Do you think I look like a pedophile?

3. You know you're going to hell, right?

4. When do you think you'll die?

5. Do you happen to know anything about erectile dysfunction?

6. What's your favorite bodily fluid?

7. Are you from the neo-Nazi meetup?

8. Can I get your opinion on my toenail?

9. I have diarrhea

10. Psssst. I'm the Messiah.