Alternatives to Mowing my Yard.

1. Don't mow the yard.

2. Pay someone else to mow.

3. Goats

4. Sheep

5. Pave it all.

6. Plant it all as a garden.

7. Rock garden

8. Move

9. Let it revert back to a more natural state and call it an urban conservation oasis.

10. Get off my butt and mow. Both the yard and I need it.