I recently retired and moved to Florida. While doing all those retirement things people talk about, and enjoying many of them, I find the implied (and marketed) finality of retirement feels like sitting around and waiting for death to make its appearance. The daily junk mail is about hearing aids, retirement homes, and the cremation option.

But I’m not ready for that Final Waiting Room called retirement. I miss many of the normal everyday things called “life.”

Thus, my list in preparation for unretirement.