H/T @RayInNJ
Your frozen jean hack reminded me of the inverse, (or is it the converse). Allow me to explain.
1. Snow + Denim Jeans Don't mix well.
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Every year at winter camp, some if not the majority of Scouts would show up wearing blue jeans. Also known as giant cotton sponges. It did not take long for the jeans to end up soaked through.