My Tam Jones set just didn't feel right. Even though the Tam Jones story was true, this made up story is far more true to who I am.

1. Prologue
After graduating university I thought finding a job would be easy. Certified genuis should lead to any high paying job, but it didn't.it didn't even lead to a minimum wage job.
For that I had to go on a security course where we learned that if you see a big with wires hanging out it that you suspect might be a bomb, don't kick it!
I passed that course and started working security. I hated it. 90% nothing 10% dealing with the worst people on the planet.
After my first shift I had enough, but I kicked about there for another 4 years as like I said earlier degrees don't equal employment and this was all I could get.