Honest Slogans

These are satirical.

1. KFC: Yes, we are trying to kill you.

2. McDonalds: You Know Us. You Know What We Do. We Don't Have To Try Anymore.

3. Starbucks: You're Not Here to Drink A Coffee. There's Coffee In Our Stuff Though

4. Walmart: It's In Here Somewhere

5. Amazon: What Other Choice Do You Have?

6. Apple: We Don't Care If You Like Buttons, Do It Our Way

7. Tesla: Don't You Want To Be On Elon's Good Side When He Takes Over The World?

8. Microsoft Windows: We've Never Even Heard Of Your Printer

9. TikTok: Everybody's Watching - Especially The Government of China

10. Banks: We Have Your Money. No You Can't Have Your Money.