How to make $7000 in 3 weeks

1. Sell your car

2. Sell your house/apartment

3. Hit the lottery

4. Short the right crypto or stock

5. Buy 1000 shares of twitter (currently $47) and sell right before it goes private (presumably at $54)

6. Sell a kilo of coke

7. Sex work

8. Borrow it

9. If you have a retirement account, pull it out

10. Create an NFT project, hype it, sell it out